Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
The Wisteria Lane residents each enjoy a progressive dinner; Renee begins a short-lived relationship with a bartender; Bree sees a connection with Chuck; the housewives cover up a fatal accident.
A progressive dinner party thrown for Susan to celebrate her move back onto the lane leads to a shocking murder. Meanwhile, Gaby is stunned to learn the identity of the mysterious man who has been stalking her; Lynette and Tom attempt to put the spark back into their marriage by spending a few days alone together at a romantic Bed & Breakfast; after being placed under arrest for allegedly poisoning Paul, Susan must convince the police that she was being framed for the deed by Felicia; Bree begins to suspect that her new boyfriend may be gay.
After the town's annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in disarray and that the town has spurned him, but Bob won't let that deter him from further involvement in the celebratory weekend.
After finding the keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa finds a hidden room beneath the elementary school.
Catelyn has captured Tyrion and plans to bring him to her sister, Lysa Arryn, at The Vale, to be tried for his, supposed, crimes against Bran. Robert plans to have Daenerys killed, but Eddard refuses to be a part of it and quits.
The Doctor receives a distress signal from an old friend. Could there really be another living Time Lord out there? Hopes raised, he follows the signal to a junkyard planet sitting upon a mysterious asteroid in a Bubble universe, populated by a very strange family, as the time-travelling drama continues. The Doctor, Amy and Rory are given the warmest of welcomes by Auntie, Uncle and Nephew. But the beautiful and insane Idris greets them in a more unusual fashion – what is she trying to tell the Doctor? As the Doctor investigates, he unwittingly puts his friends in the gravest danger.
A biology teacher in school is experimentinting a cure to all diseases with insect DNA. He accidentaly adds too much and turns into a monster. Meanwhile, Mike's annoying cousin Conner stays over for a few days.
Sketches include The Situation Room, Corn Syrup Producers of America, What up with that?, The Ambiguously Gay Duo: The Dark, Clenched Hole of Evil, Wild World, One-Take Tony, Ann-Margret Tries To Throw A Wad Of Paper Into A Trashcan, and A Republican Candidate.
Natsu, Wendy, Happy and Carla are scared stiff at the Lucy of Edolas, until she mistakes Natsu for his Edolas counterpart and greets him -- with several grappling moves. Everyone is very different... but where's Erza? Why is THIS Fairy Tail on this run? And who's the Fairy Hunter?
Tori offers to donate blood after Robbie is rushed to the hospital, despite the fact that the school play is only a few hours away. Meanwhile, Cat, Beck, Andre, and Jade go to Karaoke Dokie to reclaim their title.
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
Kick takes over the delivery services at Battlesnax. But when a faceless foe, known as ‘The Dark One’ threatens to destroy Kick’s perfect delivery record, Kick must defend Battlesnax’s delivery guarantee and deliver food in 29 minutes or less.
When Kick accidentally breaks Gunther’s Dad’s prized Foosball table, he must complete a series of favors to replace it before Gunther’s Dad gets home.
A group of kids deal with the consequences of summoning Scary Mary.
The kids are stranded with Skyquake in an alternate dimension during a GroundBridge malfunction.