An old lady believes that there has been an intruder in her apartment, but before Maigret has a chance to investigate, he learns that she has been murdered in her apartment.
Jane decides to sell an Anatolian rug. When it comes up for auction, an old lady at the sale, Harriet Fisher, buys a Berber rug for her dog, but a young Arab who also wanted it promptly steals it from Harriet. Lovejoy is curious and decides to investigate... Meanwhile, Alexander and Jane are quarrelling badly, and they decide to split up.
Edith tries to avoid the firing squad by convincing the general that she is not Hitler.
Sketches include: "Club Ozone" "Al MacAfee: McBurgers Security Guard" "Richard Simmons' Shed-A-Bed Diet Program" "Benita Butrell: Class Reunion" "Men on Vacation" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 9) Close featuring Shabba Ranks with Maxi Priest performing "Housecall"
Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.
Chris time travels to save Gus' career as a law enforcement officer. However he soon discovers the trouble with messing with the past which includes two-headed zombies named Sharon.
While staying with the Darlings for a weekend, Sam seems to be spending all of his time with Mr. and Mrs. Darling, making Clarissa jealous. Both Ferguson and Clarissa plan how to get rid of Sam.
No one wants to believe that Jessica found a body in her hotel suite in London and they don't want her to believe it, either.
A full moon on Leap Year, prompts Blanche to throw a Moonlight Madness Party. However, her plans of being ogled by men go drastically awry when Dorothy gets all of the attention. Meanwhile, Rose contemplates marrying Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris.
During an earthquake, a blow to his head leaves Wheeler lost from the others and suffering from amnesia. He finds himself literally in the shoes of a homeless man, and learns that the only difference between them is a simple twist of fate. A bang to the head restores Wheeler's memory, and he helps summon Captain Planet to rescue Teresa from a slum fire. Teresa and some shantytown residents decide to return to the countryside to pool their skills and make life better there.
Balki wins an all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas but is sad when they can't get any tickets to see Wayne Newton. Jennifer attempts to call up an old boyfriend who can get her tickets, But a jealous Larry calls up Wayne's people and tells them that Balki is going deaf and manages to get tickets. After the concert, Wayne wants to meet Balki personally but Larry is afraid the truth will come out.
Mugging victim Alex springs for a high-tech security system; Teddy learns of Cat's romantic plans; John gets stage fright at a nightclub.
In Authors, Pant and Ethel Where Are You with Jim as sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Paul as the AA Handbook, Steve Steen as Jacques Cousteau and Tony as Dr Alex Comfort's Joy of Sex. In Old Job New Job, Tony, Jim and Steve Frost are plumbers but Steve used to be in advertising. In World's Worst, Jim, Steve Steen, Steve Frost and Tony perform the worst person to be Prime Minister. In Narrate, Jim and Steve Steen are in a betting shop. In Scene With A Prop, Paul and Tony have a Stop Children sign. In Psychiatrist, Dr. Chip has advice for Greg scared of water, Tony in love with himself and Ryan who smells of horses. In Props, it's Greg and Josie vs. Ryan and Paul. In Alphabet, Tony and Jim are in the changing room. In Song Styles, Josie is on the M25 wondering who stole the sausages in the style of Jimi Hendrix. In Expert, Greg talks to Ryan about taxidermy and paper clips. In Every Other Line, Tony reads from Murder By The Book as Paul looks for his false teeth.
Hoping to win Laura, Urkel strikes a deal with R&B singer Johnny Gill: his treasured baseball card in exchange for serenading her; Carl and Harriette discover that their honeymoon love nest is of the outdoor type.
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Stuck behind a lunch counter and facing years of rejection as a musician, Helen takes a job placement exam. When the exam suggests she should pursue a career in music of food service, her friends decide to change the results—to law career or stand-up comedian. To their shock, she runs with comedian.
The crew crosses paths with a dark figure who calls himself the Inquisitor.
Dylan's friend Sarah comes to an AA meeting. He offers his support, and she begins to rely on him. She seeks his help in throwing her abusive boyfriend out of the apartment. Music: ""We Want the Funk"" by Gerardo (#16, 1991); ""Do Wah Diddy Diddy"" (Manfred Mann - #1, 1964), performed by the cast; ""Your Cheatin' Heart"" (Hank Williams), performed by Patricia Michel; ""Be Bop-a-Lul